RAMY

bro… you want real love? commit to the right person. take the bay’ah.

i’m starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.

he told you about little Omar! stop acting like you didn’t know. now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? it’s haraam. you’re just… haraam.

You dress like a skateboarder - but you don't know how to skateboard?

the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... you ever feel that? like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?

Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.

do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.

yes. mexicans can go to heaven.

Can we just pray together?