Scoop of the Century: Lazlo helps Dave and Ping Pong make their camp newspaper better. Lumpus, not being permitted to read the paper due to camp rules, thinks they wrote something bad about him and becomes obsessed with reading the paper. Boxing Edward: Edward tries to mail himself out of Camp Kidney, but he is repetitively denied due to a lack of stamps. He tries to borrow stamps from the other scouts, but they want to be mailed as well.
Stars: Carlos Alazraqui, Tom Kenny, Jeff Bennett
Writer(s): Joe Murray, Merriwether Williams, Steve Little