Teddy's schoolmates think that she is a jinx because the basketball team has been losing games ever since her and Spencer got back together, so she and Spencer stage a fake break-up to convince people the rumor isn't true. Bob thinks it's time for P.J. to get his hair cut at a barber shop that doesn't give out lollipops and stickers, and P.J.'s against it - until he falls in love with his new hairdresser. Meanwhile, Gabe overhears his parents talking in the kitchen and jumps to the conclusion that they're shipping him off to military school, so he decides to become the perfect son so he can stay at home.
Stars: Bridgit Mendler, Leigh-Allyn Baker, Bradley Steven Perry
Director(s): Bob Koherr
Writer(s): Phil Baker, Drew Vaupen, Christopher Vane