Karl brags about having had sex with his new girlfriend,barmaid Mia,but is appalled when she comes in to sign on,as she is working and claiming and he is not meant to date clients. Thus he makes excuses to keep her from his colleagues. However she tells him she will soon be working on a cruise ship and encourages him to join her. He gives written notice but Trish,bleary-eyed after a visit to the optician,cannot read it and he eventually withdraws it. Angela buys a coffee percolator but is too mean to let the others use it so George gets revenge by putting new-mum Danielle's breast milk in Angela's coffee.
Stars: Sarah Hadland, Russell Tovey, Adeel Akhtar
Director(s): Martin Dennis
Writer(s): Claire Downes, Stuart Lane, Ian Jarvis