On a field trip to the Dorset coast Jay fails to locate the mythical housewife who deflowers schoolboys, Neil becomes a (paedophile) teacher's pet and Will and Simon fall out over pretty new girl Lauren. To cut their losses the boys take a boat around the bay but Simon falls in and ends up nude in front of the whole coach party with only a sock to cover his modesty.
Stars: Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison
Director(s): Ben Palmer
Writer(s): Damon Beesley, Iain Morris